Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

by D addy September 12, 2021

Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

by Jamhole September 29, 2005

threadbender

to deviate the course of a thread on a bulletin board by posting an irrrelevant topic

I just used a threadbender to change the topic of the thread from South Africans boasting about what a great place it is to the Welsh Langusage.

by SingingDwarf December 17, 2006

threaded

assasinated,terminated,Dead
refers the threads on a silencer

The governer was to be threaded during his campaign speech.

by (___( > JFA September 7, 2007

Threaded

Threading the 2 euphorias of alcohol and weed together to make a fantastic faded experience

Wanna get Threaded next Friday? I’ll bring the booze but you gotta get the weed

by Hore4leo August 31, 2022