white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 25, 2004

White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.

Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.

by NeriumKiss April 05, 2016

dirty white glove

When one ejaculates into his hand proceeding to slap his partner in the face with said discharge.

She explained the crusty handprint on her face to be the result of "a dirty white glove."

by thekwizzle July 31, 2011

White Glove Inspection

To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.

"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."

by Orkut25678 December 03, 2009

white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

by Kevin Nogilny December 03, 2019

the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.

dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

by thewebsiteisdownn November 01, 2010

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 09, 2020