The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.
by dr_baws March 11, 2010

Suzy and Erin are the biggest tripods. All they do is get drunk and take in more cock than they can handle.
by Shindig July 22, 2008

A gangbang involving one female and three males. One dick goes in the ass, one in the pussy, and one in the mouth.
Suzy and Erin are the biggest tripods. All they do is get drunk and take in more cock than they can handle.
by Shindig July 24, 2008

by Sir_Patty December 28, 2018

by Emptytheclip11 May 23, 2009

When a man with one testicle and a man with two testicles simultaneously expose their sacks to another person.
by Quintin Hubbard November 2, 2010

When a certain individual of yours that should be male has a third leg (Large Penis) also know as a tripod because of the mass and weight and velocity swell as how viscous it can be. The Bigger the tripod the bigger the nut milk. People with a tripod can hold them selfs up with it alone with assistance from its other legs { an example would be Squidward tenticals}.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: Hey man how are you holding yourself up??
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"
by HentaiLordXxx42069 November 11, 2018
