While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.
"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
by Testicular cancer is no joke February 14, 2019
Get the The Thanosmug. A big purple raisin that has nothing better to do than throw his adopted grape off a cliff. It collects rocks and destroys half the life saying it was “mercy”
I love thanos
by Killerlead1 February 19, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. 
Look at that thicc boi Thanos
by TwistedRapther May 31, 2018
Get the Thanosmug. A big purple boi with a big yellow glove who wants some shiny rocks.
He can also be referred to as BTM/Behind the meme as they kill the same amount of things in a snap.
He can also be referred to as BTM/Behind the meme as they kill the same amount of things in a snap.
by iGood July 27, 2018
Get the Thanosmug. My big purple friend
Tyler: Have you heard of Thanos, the guy who wiped out half the universe?
Me: Oh yeah, he's my big purple friend!
Me: Oh yeah, he's my big purple friend!
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 7, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).
person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-
by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019
Get the thanosmug.