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A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?
by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004
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the straight

"I want the straight on this..."
by jobaca December 15, 2012
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Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her
I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.
by Teknodruid June 7, 2017
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Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?
by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006
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it takes a queer to make a queer
queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
xmpp:urbanrestorer@Jappix.com/FuckuFunny
by UD reruns June 28, 2013
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the "straight" girls in the class

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands
Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class
by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020
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flamin-the-straight

A person who says they are straight, but there are obvious signs that they are not. Men kissing other men while claiming to be straight.
Pete Wentz, Matt Skiba, and Gerard Way are flamin-the-straight; they all claim to be straight while they kiss other men.
by Josanda February 23, 2009
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