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butt dialed the stork by The stork dialed May 20, 2018
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Ritual of the Stork
When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.
Ritual of the Stork by African Fertility God November 4, 2013
THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY
The first line of Other Friends.
yep.. it's part of the first song Spinel ever sang, and now you know what I see in comment sections?
THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN-
yep.. it's part of the first song Spinel ever sang, and now you know what I see in comment sections?
THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN-
Steven: Everything is right with the universe, and nobody's trying to kill m-
Spinel: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY-
Spinel: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY-
THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY by Inkd00ple November 2, 2019
but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore
1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore by scass May 18, 2010
Shooting the stork
When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
Shooting the stork by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
The Stork
The act of cunnilingus on a woman who is giving birth or having a miscarriage. The fetus is usually consumed in the process.
I was eating out that pregnant chick from logistics when she unexpectedly went into labor forcing me to perform "The Stork" and swallow the baby whole. He was a boy, and he was delicious.
The Stork by Batmaaaaaan October 4, 2008