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4/5 Under the skirt

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representation of two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus. aka the shocker. sexually related =
wanna get 4/5 under the skirt?
by Evan Smiley January 20, 2006
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The skits

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An extremely violent bout of diarrhoea, a near death experience while shat on the bowl.
I've an awful dose of the skits!! Fuck lad I'm about to turn inside out!!
by Gully December 8, 2016
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The skits

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The skits refers to the moment when you are suffering from explosive diarrhoea.
Feck man! I can't make it to the Cold play gig tonight....I have the skits. Please tell Chris Martin he sees into my soul with his random word generator songs.
by VonBrow April 5, 2024
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A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025
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Skirt the bill

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To purposely avoid paying the bill.
Man, I dislike health insurance companies, they’re always trying to skirt the bill!
by Nothanks1111 May 1, 2019
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When all a guy thinks about is looking up a girls skirt
Hey stop that peeping tom hes all about the up skirting.
by RawRkitten1713 August 9, 2010
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When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
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