waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.

I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

waking up in the red sea by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011

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A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

A good pirate also sails on the red sea by reggiemt April 20, 2017

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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.

Splitting the Red Sea by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011

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Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."

Parting the Red Sea by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008