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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Pennsylvania Prospector

When a girl hides a piece of gold deep inside of her vagina, and you use a pickax to get it out.
Police Officer: So how exactly did she die?

Austin: Well, we were doing the Pennsylvania Prospector, and it worked correctly.

Police Officer: Understandable.
by Sloop Loggy Log June 24, 2012
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ironic prospector

The act of slinging your chick around by the butt-hairs, and throwing her out the window. Typically done while shouting Yee Hah! I found gold! Often accompanied by banjo music.
I gave Tamara the ironic prospector Saturday night, and I haven't seen her since...
by Hoogelex September 9, 2006
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Dirty Prospector

When a man is having anal sex while wearing a gold dick ring then loses it in the ass of his partner and has to dig it out with his finger.
my boyfriend and I were having anal he bought a dick ring that was too big and he lost it he had to pull a "Dirty Prospector" to get it out of my ass. LOL
by Terriboberry November 24, 2011
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The Prospector

When there's gold in them cards.
The Prospector: "THAR'S GOLD IN THEM CARDS!"

Player: "go fuck yourself with your stupid gold suck my dick also conor is a fatass"
by Arcane_Tubb May 22, 2022
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The OG Prospector

The OG Prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of Northern & Central New Jersey. Sightings have been reported not only in these two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater Salt Lake City, Utah area. The OG Prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. He would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his title: The OG Prospector; others say... that to this day... he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of Northern & Central New Jersey in search of his heart's one true desire: roaches. Some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a fiend; some say he never even existed. Believe what you will, this is the legend of The OG Prospector.
"Rob: Dude, I left a roach right on this table last night before I went to sleep, & now it isn't there.

Tom: Bro...have you ever heard the legend of The OG Prospector?"

"Jim: Bruh, why are you collecting roaches...like...really...?

Bryce: Dog, you really know nothing, do you? They call me The Young Prospector, after The OG Prospector, himself...boi."

"Bruh...this nigga out here on the porch with me & Terry, calling himself, 'OG Prospector.'..talkin' bout, 'can he keep the roach?' tf?"
by Young Burlington Coat June 17, 2016
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Prospectors delight

When you find some old weed hidden in your room when you're all out.
Hey dude you wanna come over and smoke some prospectors delight i just found it's looking kinda old and raunchy but it will get us there! "Yea man I've been out all day be there soon peace. ", I see ya soon peace.
by Chance gman November 25, 2013
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