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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Pennsylvania Prospector

When a girl hides a piece of gold deep inside of her vagina, and you use a pickax to get it out.
Police Officer: So how exactly did she die?

Austin: Well, we were doing the Pennsylvania Prospector, and it worked correctly.

Police Officer: Understandable.
by Sloop Loggy Log June 24, 2012
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ironic prospector

The act of slinging your chick around by the butt-hairs, and throwing her out the window. Typically done while shouting Yee Hah! I found gold! Often accompanied by banjo music.
I gave Tamara the ironic prospector Saturday night, and I haven't seen her since...
by Hoogelex September 9, 2006
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Dirty Prospector

When a man is having anal sex while wearing a gold dick ring then loses it in the ass of his partner and has to dig it out with his finger.
my boyfriend and I were having anal he bought a dick ring that was too big and he lost it he had to pull a "Dirty Prospector" to get it out of my ass. LOL
by Terriboberry November 24, 2011
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Rusty Prospector

The action of digging a rusty spoon into a mans ballsack and removing the testicles by scoop
mess with me again and ill give you the rusty prospector
by ARandomPornhubUser June 9, 2018
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Prospector

A sexual position where the man lays son on the floor with his hard dick out and the woman stands up on the bed. The man lubes up his dick a lot and then the woman jumps really high and tries to aim her asshole for the hard dick. If she hits it then it will be so deep in her ass and she will moan really loud. If she misses then the dick will break and they have to go to the hospital.
“Bro las night my girl gave me the prospector
“Does your dick hurt?”
It’s completely snapped in half”
by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023
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Prospectors delight

When you find some old weed hidden in your room when you're all out.
Hey dude you wanna come over and smoke some prospectors delight i just found it's looking kinda old and raunchy but it will get us there! "Yea man I've been out all day be there soon peace. ", I see ya soon peace.
by Chance gman November 25, 2013
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