The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.
by Mootss September 21, 2010
Get the The Brandon Potter mug.The pimpest aerial manuever know to man. Try to think of the greatest thing you have ever seen a person complete while airborne and then multiply it by eleventy billion and you might..might...be able to imagine what the flying potter looks like.
Yesterday during our game of Horse A.C. elimated all three contestants by completing "The Flying Potter". It was so amazing that no one even dared attempt it, they all just walked off the court.
by PiztOff March 11, 2011
Get the The Flying Potter mug.Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.
"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"
by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009
Get the The Dirty Potter mug.A boy who saves the world from the dark lord aka voldamort who then later marry his best friends sister,you can identify him bye a lighting scare given to him by the dark lord and messy black hair with green eye like his mothers (he hears this all the time), and round glasses.His parents are dead.
Who is harry potter (the person) ?He is the boy who lived!Messy hair,green eyes,kills the dark lord.Yeah.
by cheriemakesthingsup November 23, 2010
Get the Harry potter (the person) mug.First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009
Get the The Harry Potter mug.There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.
Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em
Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em
Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em
Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.
H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad
G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em
Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em
Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em
Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.
H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad
G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010
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Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
by The Gasm June 17, 2007
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