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Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025
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When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
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