The Mario of

The phrase,"the Mario of", pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. Derived from all multi-player Nintendo games where Mario is kind of the "middle of the road" character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
Speed.......***
Acceleration***
Weapons.....***
Handling....***
Braking.....***

The Chevy Cobalt is like the Mario of Vehicles isn't it?
Denny's is the Mario of Restaurants.

by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

do the mario

DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now.

JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAT!

Uh... see above. 'Kay.

by talkingmushrooms December 4, 2004

Do The Mario

The ending theme of The Super Mario Bros Super Show, sung by Lou Albano performing the Mario dance and singing a song to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. Ground Theme.

Lou : Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side

Come on, it's time to go!

Audience : *doing the Mario*

by hellohelllllllllllo January 14, 2022

Paper Mario: The Origami King

The latest instance of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Toad infestation, TTYD fans grow ever more enraged with the lack of unique characters. In this one, you save the world from an edge lord with an inflated ego.

Fans of the original Paper Mario trilogy tend to be conflicted by the release of Paper Mario: The Origami King

by StarPrismGaming February 16, 2021

The Super Mario Bros Movie

A film-adaptation of the game franchise, this movie is one of Illumination's best creations yet, releasing April 7th 2023.

Personally, I think the Super Mario Bros Movie is the BEST movie Illumination has ever created

by MastermindOfTrouble January 30, 2023

The Dirty Mario

Cumming inside someone male or female and the using a dirty plunger to clear the hole.

After Jesus came in me, he did the the Dirty Mario to me!

by Duztytrue August 24, 2014