Herpes

Gods reminder that you fucked up

Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"

by ST211MikeyMike December 7, 2009

Herp

The prefix of "derp". Usually used when saying something foolish.

Person 1: Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on?
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.

by tveye September 10, 2011

Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005

the herps

Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")

You hit that? You're gonna get the herps, man.

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

herp

A reptile or amphibian, derived from "herpetology."

As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.

I love my pet herp.

by Kenthar January 8, 2004

herpes

the gift that keeps on giving

"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story

by RASHole May 26, 2004