The Mitch Hansen Band

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.

"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."

by chknwengz August 4, 2008

the jim henson

When a fist is inserted into a vagina while the girl is lifted into the air, like a puppet.

Dude, she was so loose i gave her the Jim Henson!

by Brockman September 15, 2003

The Brian Hansen

A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.

The Brian Hansen isn't easy. Seriously try it, you can't make a ball do this.

by xswing October 30, 2008

The Chris Hansen Effect

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.

"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."

by fadedfoxy June 23, 2017

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

hannon the bozo clown

hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys

hannon the bozo clown

by bozos fr May 25, 2022