the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

That Was The SHIT Dane!

A phrase used when something is REALLY cool.

Origin: the only thing an intoxicated guy named Connor could possibly say, repeatedly, after his friend Dane beatboxed over the loudspeakers at his graduation party.

Its use does not require involvement of anyone actually named Dane.

James:Ronaldo just hit a free kick from 50 yards!!

David: THAT WAS THE SHIT DANE!!!!

by Revolution37 August 16, 2011

Danesh The Destroyer of worlds

Danesh is a indian historian who wanted more power after taking the lives of Amir the gyat of india and karami the black blade he was full of rage he now spends his days eating curry and rice along with a side of a planet. due to danesh huge body and build he is a sigma allowing him to mew and mog the planets in our solar system danesh grows powerful everyday can we rise up and rizz his gyat before edges us all

Say look Danesh is taking the moon and crushing it and mixing it into his rice oh dear i wish damon slender was here to mew and mog danesh the destroyer of worlds

by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023