A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
by SproggleBump July 18, 2010
by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019
1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl
2. derogatory term for a white girl
Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch
by whatisit April 19, 2005
that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).
Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.
Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq
Ewwww, the cabbage patch.
Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq
Ewwww, the cabbage patch.
by nigga big hemp April 30, 2006
Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?
Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.
Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.
Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
by Green_Ducks September 22, 2010
by JW#1 November 03, 2006
A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
by Josephus April 12, 2007