Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

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tender in the zipper

a pimp who let his little head beat out his big head

In the game, a pimp that can be faked out is tender in the zipper, and a bitch will have no respect for him

by Gr33k3 November 16, 2019

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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The Zepper

Licking your own jizz

I was with a guy that did the Zepper last night.

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Zipped The Tip

Zipping the zipper abruptly causing the zipper to nip the tip of the head of the penis. Also known as a bathroom circumcision or bedroom circumcision. Verb: Zip the tip.

While masterbating, Aaron's mother walked in and he tried to quickly cover up. Unfortunately; he accidentally zipped the tip, then his mother asked why he was crying.

by littler0 January 13, 2009

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snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

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