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work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
by canuck9000 November 3, 2012
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turk the guy

turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic
turk the guy and i like bananas

turk the guy is epic
by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021
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The Turkic Pushback

When you push back against the Germans as the Turkish Empire, with the mythical fifth research slot.
by Idk10075 August 10, 2023
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The Turkic Pushback

The successful counteroffensive by the Turkic Empire against the German Reich north of Vilnius that marked the turning point of World War 2.
It was during the Turkic Pushback that the Turkic men penetrated the Nazis and came into Germany.
by Queer Cat August 10, 2023
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Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!
by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017
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The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!
by bicyclebry June 20, 2014
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Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
by Ltrainman February 27, 2007
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