Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018

Ride the short bus both ways

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023