The Richard Nixon

When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism

Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.

by Caflisch22 May 5, 2006

The Richard Nixon effect

The Richard Nixon effect named after the president of the same name.

When a solution, produces the opposite outcome, opposite to the intended purpose, this can have very harmful outcome that is counterproductive.

And example of the Richard Nixon effect is when the School decided to ban physical contact. The students started high fiving way more often. The Richard Nixon effect is an example of making things illegal doesn’t fix the problem.

by Lone wolf sirius February 22, 2021

The Richard Nixon

When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.

I got the Richard Nixon last night. It was both controversial and wonderful!

by Guantanamo Stars June 20, 2011

Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

kicked in the Richard

to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.

Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"

by 9ine 6ix September 20, 2018

Richard The 3rd

British cockney rhyming slang. for having a turd

Richard The 3rd = Turd

Bloke: i've got to take a richard the 3rd

by Alpha1Echo October 2, 2008

Richard the Lionhearted

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.

Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.

by T Rev April 23, 2006