The Phoenix

When having sex use a flammable liquid as lube and midway through intercourse set it on fire

I was only doing the Phoenix officer, I didn’t mean to harm her

by Sticky fingers November 25, 2019

The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023

Marco The Phoenix

is a one piece character.
KING OF RAP

marco>>>>>nicki minaj

no one can beat marco

person: "who's the best rapper?"
bozo: "nicki obviously"
smart person: "marco the phoenix"

by san.toryu March 26, 2021

Flight of the Phoenix

An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!

Mike holds the record for the Flight of the Phoenix...a record breaking 20 seconds!

by Mikiedice May 23, 2013

The Phoenix Theory

A young experimental/alterative rock band hailing from miami florida. they are amazing. They are unsigned and have no endorsements. thier songs include On my own, woah, chaotica, and The Valley. They are all great musicians and amazing writers

"have you ever heard of 'The Phoenix Theory'?"
"no"
"Theyr the bet band alive."
"sweet"

by thephoenixtheory October 5, 2009

The Phoenix

Hey young blood doesn’t it feel like your time is running out I’m gonna change you like a remix then I’ll raise you like a phoeeeeeeenix

The Phoenix you’re welcome :)) it’s stuck in my head help

by kill me slowly October 20, 2019

The Phoenix

A once movie theater in Petaluma, California which is now inhabited by teenagers taking drugs and listening to crappy local bands on Fridays and Saturdays. it's basically the "cool thing" to do, but it's really retarded.
The movie "The Birds" premiered at this theater and someone let birds loose during the movie to scare the audience.

Ashley: "Hey, like, do you want to be super punk and hang out at the phoenix tonight?"
Barbie: "Oh my god. you're so right. we'll be totally punk!"

by Naleilei September 22, 2005