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The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed
friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed
by HAU6969 November 7, 2022
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Nana of the Pat

Nana of the Pat is a Brazilian street slang word best known for describing someone with an abnormally deep voice as well as grey short hair. If you ever come across someone that comes under this description, DO NOT START A CONVERSATION AT ALL COSTS.
OH MY GOD THAT WOMEN WITH SHORT GREY HAIR AND AN ABNORMALLY DEEP VOICE IS SUCH A "NANA OF THE PAT" SHE TALKED TO ME FOR SO LONG THAT I MISSED MY LIZARDS FUNERAL.
by SIR Daniel The Great November 25, 2017
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Parry The Pat-a-Tush

a random strange who you don't catch smacking your tush.
someone just felt my backside, who was it...
it must have been Parry The Pat-a-Tush !!!
by TLAW August 9, 2010
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Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all females are relentlessly attracted to a man, particularly of the Kauffman household that the power originated from.
That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins
by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023
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Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated
That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins
by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023
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cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what
by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021
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Pat the Roo

A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.
"I'm going to go Pat the Roo"

"I don't need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards"

"What?"
by naturlichHansNassIst January 29, 2012
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