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The Antifurry Messiah

The true religious figure of life. He protects us from the furries. He uses holy water to purge their souls and fire to purge their bodies.
by Jeremyberemy April 17, 2023
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The Mesiah

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003
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SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''
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<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
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