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The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.
Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.
by CCR7 May 15, 2011
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Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.
Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008
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A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.
"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."
by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017
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To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.
by weirdershit May 8, 2020
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Punching the grape

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The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021
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