On the grape

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.

Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.

by CCR7 May 15, 2011

Plucking the Grape from the Vine

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008

Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.

"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."

by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017

in the grip of the grape

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine

He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2008

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

on the grape

Sitting on someone's testicles

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.

by weirdershit May 8, 2020

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021