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The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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the funnies

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in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.
Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!
by michaelcorleone May 19, 2024
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