The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
by Bad horneytoad June 1, 2019
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Get the The dirty daniel mug.A powerful sex move, whereby the Italian user ingests someone else's pasta off a woman's back while riding doggy. Utensils are not required, although are preferred to keep the affair both "tasteful" and classy.
Classy Person 1: "Man, we went out on a date but skipped dinner and went straight back to her place."
Classy Person 2: "I suppose, being the ravenous wap that you are, you whipped out The Dirty Dannoli."
Classy Person 2: "I suppose, being the ravenous wap that you are, you whipped out The Dirty Dannoli."
by Pasta Platoon October 24, 2016
Get the The Dirty Dannoli mug.Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022
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