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The Crunch Time

The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.
Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.
by Monkayman April 8, 2021
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Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010
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crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.
You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.
by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014
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The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .
Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .
by E - FUMBLER March 6, 2009
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The pussy crunch

This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
by Chris Dott May 21, 2009
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
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the crunchy reaper

A grim reaper who only kills chip.
We aresuch couch potatoes

I know the Crunchy Reaper is soooo going to come for us
by The Crunchy Reaper January 19, 2019
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