the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere begins getting 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd E'd me and the critening started.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere gets 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd got his E and the critening began.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

get the crate

means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.

steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve

by Maximouse bradley October 10, 2008

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019