Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".
MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
by Velma Hart August 17, 2011
Get the Hippie-critemug. 
A non-hippie scumbag who thinks they know everything. Being a hippie is generally about peace and love but they constantly grow angry and are fucking cocks about fat chick with back tits
Dude i was walkin down the street the other day in my new Abercrombie shirt when some hippie-crite runs over to me and starts bitchin about how im a conformist fuck and hes gonna kick my ass. So I pounded his hippiecritical ass into the ground
by jjsupah November 4, 2004
Get the hippie-critemug. Short for "The Criteria" - A list of rules and conduct players on Call of Duty Warzone must adhere to in their final game before they log off their gaming system.
by SirWaffles69 May 17, 2021
Get the The Critemug. 
Criting (short for critical insulting) is an act of throwing slow, but extremely effective & damaging insults at someone as in contrast of “packing” which uses fast pace small & ineffective insults. One major example of criting is in Mach of 2023 when Lowteirgod used it against packgod, from that point on packgod became irrelevant.
(Criting example)
Packgod: point guard for duke 6-uh, 69. And I can dunk on Lowteirgod cuz he’s uhh, he’s my little bitch.
Lowteirgod: I heard you were 5’1 bro, is that true? Somebody said he was 5’1, is that true?
Packgod: point guard for duke 6-uh, 69. And I can dunk on Lowteirgod cuz he’s uhh, he’s my little bitch.
Lowteirgod: I heard you were 5’1 bro, is that true? Somebody said he was 5’1, is that true?
by Startupedition April 2, 2025
Get the Critingmug. Name meaning, someone who has the heart of a bull, but the mind of a warrior. Someone who is loyal to the ones they love the most, but becomes a fiery force if provoked. Someone who is gifted.
I have the heart of the Crites.
You better not upset a Crite.
I only trust the Crite family.
GSoLola are talented with that Crite boy.
You better not upset a Crite.
I only trust the Crite family.
GSoLola are talented with that Crite boy.
by GSoLola July 4, 2022
Get the Critemug.