To the Crib!

Pertaining, but not limited to: Going Hard in the Paint, shitting on the floor, puking, passing out at 10, smoking hookah, partying via candle light, attending Kukukstock, pointing to the crib, and/or going to the crib...or Shorebreeze

TO THE CRIB!
We really took it to the crib last night.

by jmanns November 21, 2010

THE CRIB

Usually pertaining to the MIAMI FL area made up by some studio gangstas in Miami in order to sound cool & gain street cred.

Fan: "Where u from dog?!"
Sorry Ass Rapper: "Im from THE CRIB, oooWeeeOOoo, COMO??!!"

by Port of Miami Capo October 19, 2006

Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

Pull the bars up on the crib

And expression used to signify the intention of taking a long nap.

"Man, when I get outta class I am gonna get some chinese food with extra MSG and pull the bars up on the crib."

by Chris Giarraputo December 9, 2004

hold the crabs

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.

"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"

by jay joe January 16, 2009

Rib the Crib

To smoke pot. Developed loosely from the words "roast" (we roasted the whole bag last night) and "crucial" (seriously crucial weed).

My parents are gone, let's go to my house and rib the crib!

by TightBuns March 10, 2017

fucked up in the crib

Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.

fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)

by DrShamrock November 23, 2023