Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

Pull the bars up on the crib

And expression used to signify the intention of taking a long nap.

"Man, when I get outta class I am gonna get some chinese food with extra MSG and pull the bars up on the crib."

by Chris Giarraputo December 9, 2004

Rib the Crib

To smoke pot. Developed loosely from the words "roast" (we roasted the whole bag last night) and "crucial" (seriously crucial weed).

My parents are gone, let's go to my house and rib the crib!

by TightBuns March 10, 2017

fucked up in the crib

Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.

fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)

by DrShamrock November 23, 2023

raid the corn crib

An uninvited and and unwarranted guerrilla attempt at anal sex.

As Becky bent over to pick up her scarf, Tom caught a glimpse of her meat curtains and decided to raid the corn crib.

by slick willy 69 April 21, 2015

The Yetti's Crib

The domicile of a drug dealer. A place full of snow and ice.

I want to do some skating man.

Well lets head to the Yetti's Crib

by Come on meow November 28, 2014

The Cribs

3 piece cool as fuck band from Wakefield, Yorkshire, best mates with kaiser chiefs Love: Making great pop hooks. Hate: Fashionistas. Ryan Jarman, guitarist has notable achievement of creating Live Aid. One of the best live bands you will ever see.

Were you at the cockpit for the Cribs last night?
Hell yeah, best gig of my life.

by 2wenty2wo November 25, 2006