textarded

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009

textbargo

the stand-off involved when you refuse to text a friend, significant other, or other person first. usually related to an argument.

After my fight with Joe, I held a textbargo until he apologized; I'll be damned if I text him first!

by Agog June 23, 2011

texttarded

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.

Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.

by Mauimac March 7, 2016

Textarded

a) One who is retarded in the ways of modern texting, i.e not knowing the lingo, such as lmfao, lol, idk, etc.

b) One who does not know how to text at all.

Daughter: Idk, Mom, my bff Jill told me on me on the DL and I instantly lmfao.

Mom: *blank stare*

Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.

by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009

textarded

a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.

bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!

bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!

bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.

by checkitoutfool May 20, 2010

textraordinary

When one receives a particularly noteworthy/mind-blowing text message. Often times unexpected (see: unextexted)

Lillian: WOW, check out this text! It looks like I'm the new replacement at Dior!

Angela: OH WOW, thats truly textraordinary!

by Lillian Vikki March 22, 2011

Textbarf

When people use so many typing/texting abbreviations and/or numbers instead of letters that it makes almost no sense when read.
Example: "Grrrrrrrl r u 4 r33l? dnt b h8n!" would be considered "Textbarf"

I wish I could understand my friend when she texts me, but all I get is textbarf.

by LOLidk December 18, 2012