tetschesspiece
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A Telsche is a super funny, kind, weird idiot. She speaks so much you need to tell her breathe every once in a while. She eats… a lot. Normally found in the kitchen or on her horse. She is short… but you know… dynamite comes in small packages I guess. Blonde hair blue eyes the typical beach babe but doesn’t live at the beach… but goes to the beach for holidays… every holiday… has a 1-3 best friends. But her closest one is an introvert, but when they’re together they are too much to handle (two halves of a whole idiot), and looks almost the same as her (blonde hair, blue eyes) … they’ve been friends since either they were born or since second grade. Oh yes and they either live in different countries but still keep contact every single day and go to the beach together on holiday or they live supppppper close and still go to the beach together on holiday. A Telsche can also be found playing a sport that girls normally don’t play, like pool/poker or fuzz ball.
One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
Friend, ‘hi Telsche’
Telsche, ‘excuse me, what did you say!?’
F, ‘I said hello?’
T, ‘ you have the audacity to say hello when I haven’t had my food yet!?’
Telsche, ‘excuse me, what did you say!?’
F, ‘I said hello?’
T, ‘ you have the audacity to say hello when I haven’t had my food yet!?’
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A Tesch can mean
1. Your cock/penis/schlong/wang/whatever the cool kids call it nowadays
2. A wierd/but sorta cool dude
A Tesch can mean
1. Your cock/penis/schlong/wang/whatever the cool kids call it nowadays
2. A wierd/but sorta cool dude
"I whipped out my Tesch and all my homies ran away."
"Man, He's so hot, i bet i can get some of thatTesch by the end of the night"
"May i lick your Tesch"
"Man he's cool, but he's such a Tesch"
"What a Tesch"
"Man, He's so hot, i bet i can get some of thatTesch by the end of the night"
"May i lick your Tesch"
"Man he's cool, but he's such a Tesch"
"What a Tesch"
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Ho0o0o0 chile...I was jus' in teutsche's pink igloo. It was ful o' soiled depends, raped woodland creatures chained to the wall, mamed baby dolls, little boys locked in ornate bird cages that had oh so clearly been fucked in they be-hinds. "Aunt Jemima (as he refers to himself) get on yo knees and suck dick fo' rock. Now pre-heat that fetus-filled oven on da-double. Eazy peezy lemoh squeezy chile...."
by Stephen Exeter April 23, 2007
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