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titapussyrex 

Noun: Large, sagging breasts of an elderly person, typically female. These breasts, after decades at war with gravity, sag so badly that the space between begins to resemble a vagina.
My elderly neighbor, Velma, use to be a fox, but she has clearly lost her battle with gravity. Her chest now looks like a titapussyrex.
titapussyrex by wiggimasta May 4, 2021
A disease that affects the asshole on Vietnamese New Year (Tet). Unlike the other disease spelled similarly, this is pronounced TET-AY-nuss, not TET-uh-nuss.
Guy 1: Sup bro, how was the weekend?
Guy 2: Not great, had a mad case of tetanus.
Guy 1: Oh shit, did you step on a rusty nail?
Guy 2: No, I went over to Trinh’s house for Vietnamese New Year and went overboard on the five fruit tray. It ran through me like a hot knife through butter.
Guy 1: Oh yeah that’ll do it.
Tetanus by Nicholas D December 16, 2022