A disease that affects the asshole on
Vietnamese New Year (Tet). Unlike the other disease spelled similarly, this is
pronounced TET-AY-nuss, not TET-uh-nuss.
Guy 1: Sup bro, how was the weekend?
Guy 2: Not great, had a mad case of tetanus.
Guy 1: Oh shit, did you step on a rusty nail?
Guy 2: No, I went over to Trinh’s house for
Vietnamese New Year and went overboard
on the five fruit tray. It ran through me like a hot knife through butter.
Guy 1: Oh yeah that’ll do it.