testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

testifiesto by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011

Testifart 

When your ass fails you and your testicles volunteer their services for expelling the gas caused by your anus and the fart comes out topside causing a wet floppy sounding pop.

Dude, what the fuck was that?
That was my testicles picking up my asses slack, a testifart!

Testifart by jaz0n1984 October 30, 2016

textified

To be scared by threatening texts or emails etc

These people kept getting on at me via my phone and laptop I was totally textified

textified by Bolognese May 16, 2016

Inny Testiverde 

It's wildcard weekend ' your team battled all year to earn their spot in the playoffs, the QB took a shit ton of Molly in pre game warm ups-, he goes to bang the water girl but can't get hard. She says "how can I get wet if you are gonna be a Iinny testieverde♤

This pussy can't perform with inny testiverde

Inny Testiverde by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

Testified by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

Testificate 

Mob di Minecraft, vecchio nome dei Villici, che abitano il villaggio. Hanno un naso grande, le mani nelle maniche, occhi verdi, alti 2 metri, e cliccandoci con il tasto destro puoi fare scambi.

Questo villaggio ha molti testificate.

Testificate by Gabriponte22 March 26, 2015

testieramo 

when a ram runs into your testicals and you say ouch.

my brother experiences testieramo when he goes to the zoo.

testieramo by Sherry & Tiara November 22, 2003