Texplanation

To send a text message to someone with a lame explanation of why you can't attend your rendez-vous/ party / hang-out / drinks. (Usually a lie.) The main purpose of the texplanation is to avoid the awkward phone conversation where the person to which you are talking totally knows you're lying and doesn't want to accuse you.

Jenny: Ugh, I don't feel like going to Brooke's graduation get together with her family. Her mom's boobs are awful and hard and it hurts when she hugs me. I have to send that bitch a texplanation.

*Whips out cellphone*

Text message: "Hey Brooke! Sory i cant come 2 ur party! my cat is ded and im jst 2 sad!"

Thank God I could texplain my way out of that!

by Ieatbabiesforlunch December 18, 2007

tepanga

Tepanga is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She beautiful smart and funny. She is a very nice calm person but she speaks her mind. you would love to know a tepanga.

Tepanga is the best person I've ever met.

by doc86 July 9, 2014

Teilani

a girl who is very tall and outgoing and never fails to make you laugh. She always has fainting advice but can never give herself that advice. She never ask anyone for anything . She has curly hair and she is built like a rectangle . And has amazing edges . She isn’t afraid of saying what’s on her mind . She is very over protective of what’s hers. She feels like she can replaced easily so she gets jealous easy . Don’t hurt a Teilani because you will regret it . She can make friends easily and never wants to hurt a soul and tries to be kind to everyone.

Wow her name must be Teilani

by Pettyqueen0090 January 6, 2019

Telangana

A region comprising of 10 districts in the South Indian state of Andhra Pradesh.

He belongs to one of the districts in Telangana.

by Sandeep Reddy January 4, 2010

telant

The inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.

John get really bad telant whenever anyone is standing in his cube.

by dyslexic kev September 5, 2006

Teslan

A person who owns and drives a Tesla.

Oh look, fellow Teslan, a charging station. How nice and convenient!

by Deeble May 5, 2019

Templan

A Templan is a detailed outline of which measurements will be taken at what times, on which material, in what manner, and by whom.

Templan should be designed in such a way that the resulting data will contain a representative sample of the parameters of interest and allow for all questions, as stated in the goals, to be answered.

by Hez0000 February 5, 2022