tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

tendonitisophobia

a phobia of wrists.

person 1: hey, like my wrist tattoo?
person 2: ew dont! i have tendonitisophobia!

by poppieeeee July 5, 2009

Tindernitis

Muscle pain caused by swiping right too intensely on Tinder.

If Dan keeps swiping right at that rate, he's in for a severe case of Tindernitis.

by Melvmeister November 7, 2014