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Telecommunigaming

Playing table top role playing games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, through telecommunication.
These games are traditionally played by players in the same room, but as our lives get more hectic, it becomes more difficult to enjoy these games in the traditional setting. So we turn to options like video conferencing, chat rooms, and voice chat servers to get together for a game. In the business world, this is called telecommunication, in the gaming world, this is NOW called telecommunigaming.
by AvidRPGer November 12, 2010
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Telecommoding

Telecommoding: adv. The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time looking at your cell phone. Verb. Telecommode.
#1. I thought my son left the house, but it turned out he was telecommoding for the last half hour. #2. During the COVID-19 shelter in place order, people have been doing a lot of telecommoding.
by 2Ringer6 April 10, 2020
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Telecommutilation

Any of the type of disturbing, threatening, or grossly uncomfortable phone calls which leaves the recipient of said call feeling like they were just gang raped by a room full of meth-addicted menopausal yetis.
AN EXAMPLE OF TELECOMMUTILATION

*Ring*
YOU: "Hello?"
HER: "Andy, it's Felicity."
YOU: "What's up?"
HER: "Remember you stood me up last Thursday? Remember that guy I introduced you to, the big guy, MMA fighter, Dirk Rockhard? He's my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he's going to rip your fucking spleen out through your asshole."
You: "..."
by Schuyler The Cat September 1, 2011
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