a phenomenon that occurs only rarely and exclusively within the Tedeschi family where a man will have such impressive testicles that any who see them bow down to his masculine glory
i was going to get into a fight with Tedeschi the other day, but then he whipped out his tedesticles and i had no choice but to yield to him
by yallwannasuckmyballsdontchu July 16, 2021
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Very retarded person who likes boys and dates a ratcoon. They get very sweaty, and have huge lips. Dont have friends and likes big cock! Basically all i am saying is that a TEDEN is a big loser, or in other words... SWEATY TEDDY!
Person 1: Damn you see TEDEN last night?
Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.
Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.
by John Dinglebarry October 15, 2009
Get the Teden mug.One person you will not want to encounter is a Billy Tedeschi. Usually a selfish prick looking out for himself and just himself. Acts like a big dog but everyone knows his girlfriend "Val" just bitches him around all day. Complains... ALOT. Chel skills well under sub par, eats like a 5 year old with mental disabilities, and god forbid the cheap fuck gives you a dollar when in need because "ya know... the lawyers". Hasn't missed an Easter mass with his family since 09 because the last time it happened his mother shunned him for a year. Always does this little stupid fucking thing with his hands where he kinda moves them in a circular motion like he's confused about something that has been clarified ten times already. Everyday people pray that they meet someone nice to spend the rest of their lives with, but really you should pray that you never have a daughter who ends up with someone like Billy Tedeschi.
Friend: Hey Bill my dad got rushed to the hospital just now, I'm freaking out and don't know what to do, could you give me a lift to the hospital?
Billy Tedeschi : ugh I am the unluckiest human on the entire planet
Billy Tedeschi : ugh I am the unluckiest human on the entire planet
by Cade McD April 16, 2019
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Get the tedeschi mug.by Tedegene May 25, 2009
Get the tedegene mug.Yo during lunch I walked in and saw some kid tedeskeying his way under a stall to get in for a dip.
Dude, the door was locked and I had to take a dump so I tedeskeyed that shit.
Dude, the door was locked and I had to take a dump so I tedeskeyed that shit.
by Jerry 'Teddy Bear' Morelli October 26, 2010
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