technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such

Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide

by Trollow December 27, 2024

Dauphin County Technical School

Dauphin County Technical School, in Dauphin County, PA. It is a great school for learning a trade. However, some trades have the worst people. First, any shop that deals with cars have literally the most jackass, disrespectful, cocky, “tough” dudes on the planet. If you’re friends with someone in Diesel… then they are probably going to talk shit behind your back and flex how many engines they put in cars or flex how “bigger” they are to you. There are some good people but most of em can eat the shit my dogs leave on the backyard. If you had year 2018-2021 half of that shop thought they we’re tough shit. Some probably still are in 2021. Other shops like medical has some of the hottest bitches in that shop. Drafting & Design Technology has one of the nicest and coolest draft teacher. His name is Mr. Winton. Most of the kids in any kind of digital art shop has the weirdest kids and even racist ones. Overall, it is a great school if u want further education and get into a college. They also offer military by having a officer near a booth for you to sign up for, which is a great way of getting into the service. Every shop has their own ways of doing homework. Some shops have no meaning for homework, some do. Go to Dauphin County Technical school if u want a better education

Employer: “where did u go to school at?”

You: “Dauphin County Technical School”

Employer: “Seems like you went through a lot. Also, I heard the Diesel kids are terrible… but you got the job!”

by Anonymous27582914 September 21, 2021

Camden County Technical School

A high school in South Jersey with tons of different specialties. There may not be football, but there’s cooler stuff like their awesome robotics team, a swim team, etc. Great diversity. Also more commonly called CCTS by those in the area.

Stacy: Hey, Alex! Guess what?
Alex: What?
Stacy: I got into Camden County Technical School (CCTS)!
Alex: Seriously? They have a pool, but like there’s no football team.
Stacy: Alex, if you like football, you’re a bum. (These are Stacy’s words not mine)

by quandale dingle lore June 20, 2022

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.

'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

by oggles January 13, 2009

Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

bong technician

A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."

by Discordant September 13, 2009