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Tardy as in unclassy, frumpiness. Also used in the context when overdone and unrealistic.
"Did you see her fall over?"
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"

"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"

"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
Tardy by Milosaraptor July 28, 2012
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You may think it is the word for being late, but it is actually a girl who cannot speak proper English and doesn't shut the fuck up. A Tardy is into fat chicks and is also known to have sexual relationships with their cats.
"That bitch fucked her cat, she's a real tardy".
Tardy by Spunkmuffin42 November 4, 2019
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Tardy by gellima March 10, 2023

tardy the turtle 

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)
"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle
tardy the turtle by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

tardy sweep 

silly invention of public schools to make kids get to class faster.

The Idea: Assistant Principals chill in the halls during passing time. Then when the tardy bell rings, the teachers lock their doors and anyone left in the halls is "swept" to an AP's office and given a tardy. That tardy slip is your pass into class.

Mostly it just pisses everyone off an encourages rebellion.
Dude1: Lets organize a school wide tardy sweep to overflow the system.
Student Body: YA!

Next Day

Principal: Stop promoting this, or else.
Dude1: Fuck.

Final Day:
Do it anyways.
tardy sweep by nine and a half January 9, 2009

Tardy tard 

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"
Tardy tard by Big Beadla May 17, 2020

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.
After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.
Tardy Turd by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007