table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips
Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!
by Hitler's table Eleanor February 06, 2018
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thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it
kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken
by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022
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an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom
you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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a set of data arranged in rows and columns

a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"

a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"

mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"

postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"

a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"

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The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo
"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."
by Fatts58 October 24, 2006
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to kiss you very softly very slowly very delicately

as to honour the rarity we hold in our hands
lets treat it carefully
During the day he published conspiracies and delusions like its nothing, like a careless freak.

She knew deep down they were each others cure, that there was more than enough on the table. She did not know however what had happened in the meantime (mean time), what, how, why all this hate and seek.
by Krkič April 01, 2020
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Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".
"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."
by laura24ld January 07, 2008
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