An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
by TheSarcasticCatfish February 6, 2017
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John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?
Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
by Fleshlights are very pleasing December 31, 2020
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by adoe26 February 18, 2010
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Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
by NotGuilty September 1, 2005
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man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?
man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..
girl: yes!
man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?
man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..
girl: yes!
by collegekid111 April 17, 2010
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