T.V.S.

A condition in which the vagina becomes tighter than arnold Schwartsaneggars abs usually resulting in high pitched screams and friction heat. Stands for tight vagina syndrome More commonly known as a tight Pussy

last night my eardrums were blown out when Sally had a bad case of T.V.S.

by Dr of all vagins August 6, 2008

T.V Ads

When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.

When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.

"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

T.V. Coma

The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning.

T.V. Coma

by Skonko David May 17, 2011

T.V.O.D.

Television Overdose. Popularised by the song with the same name by The Normal.

Tom: "I can't stop listening to The Normal's "T.V.O.D."
Rick: "It's catchy, though I prefer Warm Leatherette."

by WarmLeatherette March 22, 2017

T.V. Dinner

A Gourmet Family Meal for the WHITE TRASH FAMILY, its healthy nutricious and those little fuckers with the mullets just love em!!

EX. 1. Hey ma, can u put another one of them darn T.V. Dinners in the microwave, im as hungry as a rat in a trailer park.

EX. 2. Damn woman i come home spectin u thave some god damn food cooked for me, and all i come home to is this raggedy ass T.V. Dinner, come over heyah so i can slap the salt out your mouth Biatch!!!

by SEAN_BOOGEY March 30, 2007

T.V. Telepathy

That ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.

Guy 1: "Yo, John. Turn the channel back. My T.V. Telepathy is telling me the show is back on."

Guy 2: "No way, man. It's only been a minute."

(Three minutes later)

Guy 1: "Way to go. We missed who the killer is."

Guy 2: "Sorry I didn't trust your T.V. Telepathy."

by Disaster_Child March 30, 2010

T.V.G

Tragic Chinese Gayness-- A highly contagious disease which usually targets individuals of Asian decent. This rare illness attacks the brain specifically, the limbic system, also known as the "emotional brain" The disease will cause an individual, usually male, to feel stronger and stronger sexually towards the same sex. This infection also targets the reproductive system, targeting males with "tuna can" penis'(one that is fatter than it is wide). One must begin seeking treatment as soon as one notices any of the symptoms. Treatments: Therapy, Bible studies, Nirvana/Enlightnment meditation.

When my friend Tom got T.V.G we all became fairly timid around him and quickly aided him in going through the recuperation process.

by YOunC February 25, 2011