mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

by Zabbazooey February 26, 2017

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the intended user but as a surprise for them

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set

by Fred44 December 31, 2021

Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).

"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."

by Matthew End March 16, 2013

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the user more as a surprise FOR the user.

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set

by Fred44 December 31, 2021