Swimcest

Sexual relations with in a swim team, can include but not limited to DFMs. This is due to the fact that swimmers are basically naked together every day.

May be looked down upon by outsiders, but normal to those within the swimming world.

"I hooked up with John last night, but all we did was make out, does that count as swimcest?"

by CollegeAthlete22 December 20, 2010

swimclub

Place where you spend everyday of your childhood summers growing up, and meet the friends for your lifetime.

I had the best childhood growing up at the swimclub

by GKSC August 22, 2017

simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018

swimcest

The sexual acts between the male and female swim team at NYU.

"Yo, fucking a girl on the swim team is like masturbating, it doesn't even count." -Captian John of the NYU Swim Team

by breaststroker May 8, 2005

Swimcest

The act of commuting incestuous acts while in the swimming pool, kiddy pool or hot tub.

Ewh, she's nasty she has swimcest

by CalebWilliamPoland August 7, 2016

simcel

Someone who's a simp and an incel at the same time

Nico is a fucking simcel with major autism!

by aleskk June 28, 2020

Swimcest

When people from the same swim team start dating. Typically doesn't end well.

Don't commit swimcest, girl. They always hate each other and stay on the same team in the end.

by keith_heathcliff September 8, 2025