The kind of undercarriage man sweat only achieved after days of walking through the steets of santiago in august heat. S.S.S.S.S. Is required in order to achieve the Bolivian Body Spray.
coming back from camping....
"whats that smell?"
"sorry, I have Southern Santiago Sweaty Sack Syndrome"
"whats that smell?"
"sorry, I have Southern Santiago Sweaty Sack Syndrome"
by styxx marino March 9, 2007
Get the southern santiago sweaty sack syndrome mug.The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.
"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.
by TheBIGROD34 June 6, 2016
Get the summer sweaty sack mug.by Stiffanie June 10, 2005
Get the Sweaty Sack Syndrome (a.k.a. S. S. S) mug.When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.
Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?
Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.
Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.
by Louieice22 October 23, 2011
Get the Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) mug.note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.
I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"
by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013
Get the Sweaty-Sack BackDraft mug.by guy_with_vaccuum June 5, 2009
Get the sweatstache mug.When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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