sweathock

When someone styles his or her hair in a mohawk/fohawk and it stands up because of the high concentration of perspiration.

Aubrey: Wow! Nice hairdo! What product did you use in that?! Looks like you used all the chemicals off the beaches from the oil spill! Thanks!

Abbye: Actually its a sweathock.

Aubrey: Blast!

by themaniccure June 30, 2010

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

socks over sweats

When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises

Did you see Kyle today, he had his socks over sweats

by BigDarrel May 29, 2020