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Swagmegistus

A very cute yellow turtle that practices occultism.
It is originally the pet yurtle (yellow turtle) of the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, who provided much swag synonymously in esoteric knowledge. It was lost for two hundred years, reportedly kidnapped by Paracelsus and then later resurrected by John Dee, whom later Swagmegistus famously told him to swap wives with Edward Kelley.

In that instance the Count of St. Germain magically teleported into John Deeznuts's office and saved Swagmegistus from his exasperation.

Swagmegistus later met famed occultist Aleister Crowley at the British Museum in the form of Heqet, but Crowley was more interested in the Stele of Ankh-ef-en-Khonsu, which left Swagmegistus very confused because he was artefact 69, a sacred number in Thelema along with 93.
John Dee: That Swagmegistus fucker told us to swap wives.
Edward Kelley: Ohhh, how wise, just like Master Oogway.
John Dee: Who now?
by Swagmegistus November 7, 2022
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Foreign Swaggers

The foreign swaggers consists of 3 members from NCT; Jaehyun, Johnny and mOrk. I really don't know what to say about them but uh Yaaaaay
mOrk: Alright guys, wassup. We're the uh- we're the uh- fOrEiGn SwAggErs.. so- *mOrk begins beatboxing*
Johnny: uh... yeah.... Johnny's gonna freestyle
Jaehyun: I lived in America for 4 years. That's why I'm here man!
Johnny: *still rapping* We have a performance, coming up in-

mOrk: OoOoOoOohhhhhhhhh. *literally ends it*
johnny: *looks at mark in confusion as to why he ended Johnny's cool solo rapping*
by JhopesSpriteu January 30, 2021
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Swaggerific

Having Swagger that exceeds the limit of 9000.
Not commonly found.
Nathan: Aren't I looking fly today?

Maggie: Ya, you're looking real swaggerific! I wish I was that cool!
by Ibakeyou June 23, 2011
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Swaggermeister

1) Noun: the person with the most swagger at an event can be known as the swaggermeister, like the 'life of the party'. 2) Noun: A person who drinks excessive amounts of Jagermeister while maintaining a state of swagger.
1) That guy there between those broads is the swaggermeister.
2) We all got slizzard off of Jagermeister but that guy who can still walk takes it like a swaggermeister!
by Sexier and amoral fathead October 1, 2010
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Swaggersouls

Swaggersouls is a youtuber that does csgo and vr and can be a god if he wanted to be
Is swaggersouls streaming right now ?
by Yeet__master___69 April 16, 2020
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swaggerstat

/swəgərstæt/
Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.
This party be weak. Turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!
by YoungChris June 9, 2011
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swaggerism

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.
Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.
by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016
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