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Cum Swatting

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
by The_PZA November 2, 2009
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swastiget

Swastiget refers to the phenomenon of many smaller things coming together to form a swastika, which is often a Nazi swastika. Swastigets are usually the result of deliberate, willful actions taken by others.
"Ha ha! If you go south in the game and then turn the map over you totally see the swastiget!"
by plaid_knight November 19, 2007
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swautistic

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.
Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"
by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018
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Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"
by gemineye7 April 3, 2010
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Swati

Such a friendly girl. When you meet her, if she is in mood it takes seconds to open up like a school kid in front of her. She loves to talk. You can call her ‘Swa’ in short to make her smile. She has heart of a little girl and intellect like sharpest of all. Sometimes she’s sweet but sometimes she’s badass like a alpha girl. Never mess with her for a wrong reason because if she got angry it takes long to persuade her. But many times a plate of ‘Samosa’ can calm her temper or sometimes a ‘chocolate cake’ may be.
Girl: I’m hungry, I don’t want to walk and I want to sleep.
Guy: you’re such a Swati
by Kalah kaar November 23, 2021
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swastika

In the esoteric world the different variations of the Swatika has a deep spiritual meaning. In laymans terms it goes something like this: The horisontal line represets counciousness/mind. The vertical line represents energy. The four angeled "end lines" signify the movement of the Swastika. The righthand and lefthand schools of tantra disagree upon which versions of the Swastika is beneficial or not. But they are in agreement that the one spinning clockwise represents creation, and the other the movement back to pure consciousness. The lefthand tantrikas rejoice in finding illumination through entering the world fully. Maxing the stimulation of all senses until transcendence occurs. The righthand tantrikas seek to withraw from the world to find unity with the Parama Purusha (supreme counciousness). Hence the quarrel which version of the Swastika is the "good" one.
The swastika is an integral part of the symbol of the tantric cult Ananda Marga, and the centerpiece of the Great Lamen of the magickal order Vajra Ordo Templi Orientis.
by Shri Gurudev SvaBhavaNath January 11, 2009
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pig sweating

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.
Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.
by K49 December 14, 2009
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