surprize sex

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

by notsuck1 September 12, 2009

McPenis Surprize

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.

Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

Whipped cream surprize

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

by Dash VMC June 25, 2005

Surgerized

To have had surgery on something.

I was surgerized last week.

I was surgerized on my ankle.

When will you be surgerized next?

I will be surgerized in December.

by Suthynangel June 11, 2010

surgerated

The effect of getting an operation of surgery

I got surgerated on my dick

by Pronopbsquad June 4, 2017

serrano surprize

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.

Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.

by Charles Serrano December 10, 2004

summerize

To gradually prepare yourself for the warmer sunnier months, such as gently "breaking in" your complexion for tanning without peeling.

Initially I wear my white sunhat all the time whenever I go outdoors in late Spring so that my "chrome dome" doesn't get sunburned, but then as the days get even warmer, I alternately take off the hat and then put it back on a few minutes later, in an effort to summerize my scalp; eventually when I get a fairly even tan "up there", I can leave my hat off for hours at a time without excessive reddening.

by QuacksO June 11, 2018