sockpuppet

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them

our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

[suckuppery]

noun-the fine art of sucking up to another, especially an authority figure

Kevin had perfected his skills of suckuppery by complimenting his hostile teacher and was able to get out of detention.

by teachergal10 June 13, 2010

fuckmuppet

A right good word to call someone

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet

by amazinjosh October 5, 2006

Sockpuppet

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.

Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!

by boominyourface September 30, 2021

sockpuppet

An account used by someone unfairly banned by a biased, abusive or just plain asshole moderator to defy the ban and return to the forums.

After the mods on SJG let Paladin and Koltar flame democrats and liberals, then banned me for speaking against republicans and conservatives, I went through a proxy to sockpuppet back in since it was bullshit to ban someone for attacking conservatives but not for attacking liberals.

by professor tanhauser July 30, 2011

suckpuppet

Secondary online identity used primarily to interact in a positive way with its owner's primary online identity.

Donkeytale's suckpuppet hoes everything he sez cuz it's his wigga.

by fritzcat June 16, 2009

Schmuppet

Anyone who believes in Peter Schiff’s investment thesis, and thinks they will profit from it. Also, anyone who believe’s that Peter Schiff’s investment ideas (such as investing in Gold and Silver, or buying mining companies, or buying non-US companies) will make them “crash proof” in the event of an economic collapse or bear market.

The Schmuppets think that Gold will bottom out any day now! The Schmuppets got their heads handed to them in 2008 when Schiff’s picks underperformed the Dow itself!

by no_pullbacks June 26, 2018